11th Annual Celebrity Metrology Conference, Las Vegas, Nevada
Microcelebrity
Person in front of you at Open Mic Night/last guy to leave drumming circle/has-been from Sheila Bishop’s Cabaret
Nanocelebrity
Hey, you brought donuts!
Picocelebrity
Man, some asshole is eating all the donuts.
Femtocelebrity
Name published in the well-read journal The Yellow Pages
Attocelebrity
Name published in the less well-read White Pages
Zeptocelebrity
Yes, that would be you on your driver’s license.
Yoctocelebrity
Theoretical lowest values for celebrity. One or more of the following minimally apply:
• Can recognize own self in mirror, or
• Corpse can be identified by mother
• Are minimally distinct by Leibniz’s Law
7 comments:
Are you more than a microcelebrity if you and your cult were international news for a few months in the 80s?
By commenting on this blog, you are already famous.
But by what degree?
Genius is immortal
Whose genius are you referring to, yours or mine? Actually, knowing the approximate size of your ego, I think I know the answer ;)
The ego is just for show.
Oh, I know that. Don't forget, I've actually met you in person. That's why I think you're so adorable ;)
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