The Even Newer, Even Lazier Method

(self-explanatory)

EMOTICA: A TALE OF PURE EMOTION AND IDEAS

I was working on a pornographic movie



when suddenly things just went way too far



It turns out, the whole thing was an experiment run by some robot from another planet sent to observe



The problem was, he had started drinking



somewhat heavily


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I knew at once what to do. I left for the airport.



And flew to Nashville to start my singing career.



It met with a really mixed reception



You can still hear some of my stuff on corporate radio.



I don't really care, though.



and the robot?


I suppose he went home



to his planet



WHICH WAS RUN BY APES!