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Your blog makes me laugh, also, is this a Rod Stewart cover?
Yes. I made it gooder.
No. It is an original composition.
Rod Stewart plagiarized the song's chorus from Jorge Ben Jor's song "Taj Mahal." Stewart famously lost the lawsuit because absolutely no one in the courtroom could understand a word he was saying.
Jorge Ben Jor, in turn, plagiarized the song from a man named George Benson, who in turn actually plagiarized the song from me, owing to the fact that I once delivered a paper at the Second International Time Travel Conference:
http://elminotaurblanco.blogspot.com/2006/03/affective-disorders-common-among-time.html
I, of course, stole the song from Rod Stewart.
Oh wait...it really is the Rod Stewart song! I missed the soaring synths on the first run-through...
What? Does no one listen to me?
What? But the world is a pit of noise and here in the internetski one must shout even to hear over one's own buzzing head, to say nothing of soaring synths and lectures on time travel! Etc!
nice look
Just like your favorite opening sentence, I think I just found your favorite facial expression.
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