Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The Complete Encouraging Voice of the Labyrinth

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My Florida Job On A Pale Horse 2/6/07
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To My Thoughtful and Invisible Readers 1/23/07
In Defense of Beauty 1/23/07
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Technology Today in Review 1/9/07
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In Hoc Signo Vinces 12/18/06
Password: Zanzibar 12/12/06
A Young Person's Guide to Misanthropic Pessimism 12/4/06
A Short and Seemingly Unfinished Guide to Public Speaking 11/28/06
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Life Among the Mannequins 10/17/06
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The Manifesto of the Erotic Chess Story 10/3/06
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Breakfast With The Mermaids 9/11/06
The Desert Bride 9/5/06
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Stories I Wrote to Girls Who Never Wrote Back III: Ed Harris Won’t Leave Me Alone 8/21/06
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A Short, Yet Wholly Inadequate and Unworthy Guide to Groveling 8/7/06
The War With No Name 8/1/06
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Notice to Quit 7/18/06
My Lines From My Porno Movie 7/11/06
On Love and Jealousy 7/3/06
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My Sexy Spring 6/10/06
Dear Mysterious Listener 6/6/06
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There's Nothing Really Wrong with Me, Really, Part II 5/15/06
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The Loster Gospel of Judas 4/13/06
The Bride of Chocula Stripped Bare 4/10/06
My Rowlf the Dog Entry for Muppet Wiki 4/3/06
The Focus Group of Doctor Moreau 3/27/06
Affective Disorders Common Among Time Travelers and Other Sad Notes 3/21/06
A Note on Our Contributor 3/14/06
Review: "To Live to A Certain Age and Meet People" Two Hands Up! Way Up! 3/14/06
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Notes Towards Post-Modern Romance 2/20/06
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Notes On the Muskrat 1/24/06
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Stories I Wrote for Girls Who Never Wrote Back II: From The Royal Society for Cryptozoology 1/10/06
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The Turkey as Social Ornament and Installation 11/25/05
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My Game with Lo Pan 11/9/05
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Getting in Shape for Halloween 10/18/05
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